Thursday, August 04, 2005

A Dog Has Been Cloned in Korea! [3 cents]

This is the latest news from the cloning world (I even saw a picture of cloner and clonee today), and what welcome news it must be for the Koreans.

According to (who knows preccisely how reliable) websites on the subject, there are over 6500 restaurants in Korea which serve dog meat cooked in various ways, and eating dogs is viewed as making women more beautiful and men more virile (apparently, Koreans eat cats as well, but the only benefit cats have is to help cure or prevent arthritis).

So, all they need now is to perfect the dog cloning mechanism, make available dog cloning kits for home use, and the days of famine in North Korea will be history.

Clearly, God works in wondrous ways.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wow, that is brilliant! World hunger solved (except for Korean vegetarians). Next do world peace.