This is too easy!

Why did we go to Hawaii? Because I was able to acquire (sight unseen, and site unseen) 200 acres of prime land on the Big Island where I planned to build a golf course. When we got there, however, we discovered that the land was in the middle of the national park and that it was all covered by a lava flow. I am not deterred, however. We are going to lease the land (for which we already paid a fortune) from the National Park Service and build a beautiful course, although I expect that the balls will bounce a little too much. The water holes (filled with boiling lava) will be a challenge, though. Steam vents will keep you warm and toasty. Suntan lotion and good shoes will be required. Golf carts not allowed.

Pushing "publish again".