Our Next Seder (20 cents)

Although it is not yet Rosh Hashanah, I am already planning our next seder. We are going to invite the John Kerrys, the Wesley Clarks, the Madeleine Albrights, and now the George Allens. We are going to put an extra cup on the table for Katherine Graham.

By the way, what are the 3 stages of adulthood?

First, when you hope that Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur will fall on weekdays, so you can miss work.

Second, when you hope that they fall on weekends, so you don't have to miss work.

Third, when you don't care where they fall, because you really don't pay enough attention to work to care if you miss it or not.