Monday, May 30, 2005

Slow News Day?

It must be. The Washington Post has one article taking up all of the news space (there are a lot of ads, as well) on pages A6 and A7. The headline on A6 is

Illinois Elephants' Fate Remains Uncertain

(At first, I thought the Illinois Elephants may be a cricket or polo team, but no.)

As if that is not tantalizing enough, the full page banner headline on A7 is

Clash is Emblematic of Larger Issue of the Elephant in America


Remember Groucho in "Coconuts"? Paraphrasing: elephants may have problems all over, but particularly in Alabama, where the Tuscaloosa.


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