This and That (2 cents)

1. The New York Times reports that the Baltimore Orioles will have their tenth straight losing season this year, and that that has not happened since they were the St. Louis Browns. Ha!

Of course, the Nationals will have their own problems, won't they? Their five starting pitchers, for example, won a total of (that is all of them added together) two games in the majors last year!

And the Nationals have let Alfonso Soriano and Jose Vidro go. They must be modeling after the Capitals who, after last night's loss, have now lost their last five hundred games, or something like that. Since they traded Dainius Zubrus for very little and then gave away Jamie Heward, what has their record been? Hint: I don't think that they have won more than the Nationals' pitchers won last year.

It's the Washington way.

When I lived in St. Louis, they used to say it was "First in shoes, first in booze, and last in the American League". Washington, which is looking for a new slogan, seems to be "First in news, one of the first in zoos, and last in all the leagues".

My suggestion for city slogan: Washington - where you don't go to the mall to shop.

2. Washington does have cherry blossoms, and yesterday was a beautiful day to walk around the Tidal Basin, and also to stop at the Washington Monument for the kite festival. Billions of people were there, old, young, white, black, Oriental.

3. We saw two movies, "Namesake" and "Flannel Pajamas". Both were relationship movies, and in both cases the relationships went haywire. No happy endings.

"Flannel Pajamas" was the weaker of the two, although I did not really like either movie very much. Two New Yorkers are fixed up by their mutual therapist. They live in New York (the New York papers tended to give the film much more positive reviews), she is somewhat shallow girl from Montana with an attractive smile, he is a Jewish (though you can't prove it by anything that happens in the movie) talker who seems as untrustworthy as they come. Her family is drenched in alcohol and her parents divorced; his mother was crazy but his parents stayed together. Functionality was not a part of either of their family backgrounds. They fall in love, they get married, and then they begin to torment each other, not because they want to, and not loudly, just inevitably. Who are these people, who are presumably finding themselves? I am not sure that they knew themselves any better at the end than they did at the beginning.

We went into "Flannel Pajamas" blind (it was close by and started at the right time), but I thought that my reaction to "Namesake" was going to be positive. But here you go. A young woman in Calcutta has an arranged marriage with a Bengali living and teaching in New York. They struggle (in every way) at first, but wind up with an acceptable house in the suburbs and a lot of Bengali friends. So far, so typical. Their two children become all-American (not surprising) and their older, gifted son (a Yalie and an architect) falls in love with a non-Indian, blond haired daughter of wealth (shades of "Flannel Pajamas"). He ignores his family, and seems to be well on his way to marriage, when his father dies, and he has guilt and regets and remembers he is Indian, and throws away (really, no better word for it) his girlfriend Maxine, and meets and quickly marriages the girl of his parents dream, the daughter of a couple of from the old country. Happy ever after? Not on your life. His new wife, Mo, it seems needs more than one guy at a time and begins an affair with old French boyfriend Pierre. Splitsville, once more.

Commonalities: relationships that go sour, although in the first movie you thought it was because they were from different backgrounds, and in the second the only reason they got together is that they were from similar backgrounds. And Christmas: in the first movie, Christmas in Montana is central to everything, although the fact that the boyfriend was (so-called) Jewish did not seem to matter at all. In the second, the Hindu family has wreaths and trees and reindeer on the lawn, all brightly lit.

Ugh.

3. Good food. Arucola and Luiginis. Neither new to us. Both reliable for good fish dinners. And a very good Italian wine, Passamante, at Luigini's.

Sticking with food for a minute, the weekend before, we had a tapas lunch at Jaleo, and I ordered a sherry, a Palo Cortado. What is that? I looked it up in Wikipedia, and they said: "it is a rare variety of sherry that is initially aged under flor to become a fino or amontillado, but inexplicably loses its veil of flor and begins aging oxidatively as an oloroso." No wonder I liked it.

4. I finished the book about Colonel Frank Brandstetter, World War II hero, owner/manager of Las Brisas Hotel in Acapulco, U.S. intelligence operator. As I said before, it was an interesting book. I looked it up on Amazon. There appear to have been no professional reviews (it was published by University of North Texas Press), but has twelve reader reviews, all positive, some glowing. Several of the reviewers talk about meeting Brandstetter and how impressive he is. Several say that this story is very important and should be assigned by schools and bought by libraries.

Well, that's enough to get you suspicious. Friends of the author writing reviews? You gotta wonder. Particularly, since entries on Google about Brandstetter are primarily limited to mentions of the book.

Is the guy real?