Cardinals' Convocation Canceled

My Blog has just been informed that the convocation of Cardinals in Rome has been canceled in light of the success of the church in operating without a pope, and that the meeting of the Cardinals has been turned into a old-fashioned party. It has become clear over the past several days that the church's bureaucracy is much more efficient with no pope in place, and with the Cardinals locked in the Sistine Chapel. Things will stay this way until further notice.